The Burn of Returnished Orange Burst

 
 

Wait, what?  What did you say?

I said, it is the return of Burnished Orange Burst. 

That’s not what you said at all. You said something almost entirely different, and kind of like super backward and weird. 

No I didn’t, did I? Well, if I did, sorry. What I was actually trying to say is that this is the triumphant return of Burnished Orange Burst. Without a doubt, an undeniably gorgeous Maple Top color. Unbeknownst to everyone, it seems to have, somehow, mysteriously disappeared during the darkness of the last total lunar eclipse. But now, thank goodness, has reemerged again, just as the light has reawakened the world. It was simply too gorgeous to allow it to wander away into the nether region of paint colors.  

Okay cool, I do love this shade and I get that its reemergence is monumental in the realm of awesome guitar colors but how does that have anything to do with the total lunar eclipse?

Yes, that is absolutely correct. Now you’ve got it. 

Ah…no I don’t! There is nothing to get about the lunar eclipse…unless…I am totally missing something super obvious and cosmically important here that everyone sees but me. Either way, that’s okay because the main takeaway from this Guitar Tale is that the original shade of Burnished Orange Burst has bursted back onto the scene—gracing the flames of this Drop Top in all its glory. That’s really good news. 

Well yes, and that’s what I meant to say. Isn’t it the true meaning of the sentiment of something announced that really counts?

Sure it is! Isn’t it?

Yes, that’s right.

And now, ladies and gentlemen join with me in celebrating this Drop Top, as Burnished Orange Burst…has returned.

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