Guitar Exposé Explosion
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Haven’t we all wondered what it would be like if a guitar finished in Cosmic Purple Double Wipeout were to explode into…space? What would be the aftermath? An alternatively rearranged color variant? After all, when you peek out into the universe, those hues are quite reminiscent of the stuff stars are made of.
And although we do take cosmic precautions seriously, it happened anyway when we accidentally leaned against the “Increase Gravity to Cataclysmic Levels” lever in the Anderson photo room. Why the lever is there in the first place, we are not sure. Or perhaps it was the magnetic pull of the HC-Series humbuckers in combination with the SC-Series middle pickup that tipped the scale, but either way…
Once initiated, it sucked in our car keys, picks, and metal objects toward the nebula’s center. Gorgeous and desirable natural tonal compression from these Anderson pickups led to runaway gravitational forces, resulting in a supernova-like photo room explosion, splattering the stuff of stars all over this guitar and covering the entire background as well. The result of the reformation was the world's universe’s best electric guitar now appearing in the new, altered color of Black to Purple Wipeout — no natural center in this new color to be found within its bounds.
With this, we welcome Black to Purple Wipeout to the known universe — making its galactic debut on this awesome Top T.
And there we have it, celestial photographic proof positive (or not) that this could (maybe) have happened due to a catastrophic gravitational musical mishap emanating from forces way beyond the confines of our own solar system — like our photo room. All this might now be seen from the James Webb Space Telescope or at the Anderson Guitarworks website, Instagram, and somewhere beyond this world.
And if that was not enough to blast you into orbit, you can hold on to its Chocolate Maple, Rosewood fingerboard neck, outfitted with our slick and fast stainless steel Heavy frets. Hands just glide like warm butter across its lush-sounding fingerboard. So wonderful to play and to hear.
Ah yes, there are many mysteries of the universe that still remain, but what is known for sure is that we do have a new color presented on the best playing and best-sounding guitar. Black to Purple Wipeout.
Does this Guitar Tale sound out of this world? Well, think about it for a moment. If you had your own gravitational lever and the universe’s best guitar, you might pull it too.
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